9 Kings is a roguelike city builder that’s actually just an excuse to launch rocks at people
Estimated reading time: 1 minute
I very much recommend the Steam demo for strategy game 9 Kings, so it’s with no shade I say that I’m using ‘strategy’ here the same way a tube passenger might use a hardback of Ulysses to envelop their novelisation of 2 Fast 2 Furious. Griddy placement and tower defence tactics are involved, but this is primarily a game about launching rocks at dickheads. This is fine by me: launching rocks at dickheads is as solid a premise as any videogame needs to have.
