Consume Me is an RPG minigame buffet that goes straight to the hits
Beware, reader, for unwrapping and devouring this advent post will take you over your Bite limit for the day, adding multiple paragraphs to your waistline and forever postponing the onset of your Hot Girl Summer. Still, this is a slimmer post at around 400 words. If you’ve been laying off the fatty intros this week, and you’re expert at rotating things to fit your inventory, you might be able to justify the snack.
What videogame could get you thinking about the carb content of a videogame article? It can only be… Consume Me!


