The anti-heroes of Grand Theft Auto 6 look sexy and dull

The second trailer for Grand Theft Auto 6 came out yesterday. The open world crime ’em up looks as flashy and expensive as you might expect from a Rockstar game, and we now know more about the game’s story, particularly the two sexy reprobates you’ll be playing as in the streets of Vice City and the swampy countryside beyond. They are horny, jacked, thicc, and pretty as a picture of your prettiest purple petticoat. They are also, so far, extremely boring.

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Editor-in-Chief for Robots Over Dinosaurs Anthony has been gaming since the 1980s. Working adjacent to the gaming industry for the last 20 years, his experience led him to open Robots Over Dinosaurs.

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