The impenetrable wall of crossover fiction known as Kingdom Hearts has come to Steam. The games have been on Epic Games Store since 2021, so they’re not new to PC folk. But this does open them up to players who shy away from Epic’s storefront. I use the term “open up” loosely, because Kingdom Hearts is popularly regarded as a tangle of criss-crossing JRPG confuse-o-plots that require diagrams and multiple explainer videos to follow. I don’t know if that’s true, having never followed Alice down this Buster Sword-shaped rabbit hole, but it is the popular joke. And, looking into Goofy’s cold, dead eyes, I find I am afraid to question it.
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