The Maw: what’s new in PC games this week?
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OK you gutless punks, you’ve had this coming for a long time and now, you’re gonna get it. Time to pay the piper, you miserable freaks. Oh, excuse me! I should explain. We’ve been doing some research into boosting site engagement, and it turns out the quickest way to engage people is to abuse and threaten them. We’ve also been reading up on seduction techniques – frankly, I wanted to try these out first, but the genAI poltergeist in my phone camera keeps misidentifying my nudes as Edvard Munch’s The Scream, and Sotheby’s now claim I owe them 120 million dollars. Anyway, here’s what’s new in PC games this week.
