Warner Bros have released the first trailer for Vertigo and Legendary’s Minecraft movie, the long-awaited or possibly, long-dreaded adaptation of Mojang’s industry-straddling block-builder. Quick disclosure: I worked with Mojang and Microsoft on a book about Minecraft’s first 15 years, shortly before joining Rock Paper Shotgun. As such, I am now obliged by the eternal laws of journalistic accountability to state that anything Minecraft-related is rubbish. But even if that weren’t the case, I would describe this as pretty dismal.
The first Minecraft movie trailer looks expensively naff
